Above, an 1885 diagram of Elephantine Colossus, more  famously known as 'the Elephant Hotel', an actual guest house from the  early days of Coney Island.
The  hotel opened in  1885, a 12-storey pachyderm with 31 organ-themed guest  rooms that faced  the ocean and featured an observation deck and a cigar  store in its  leg. In the 1890s its oddly shaped rooms served as a brothel.